i hate getting wet and then drying off in close succession. that is why i procrastinate to take a shower. that is why i am still sitting in front of my computer. that is why i still smell like pizza ass. 

OH. BTW.

had my interview at the aquarium today! nailed it! also, i got the job at the call center!

now, i will scrape my pipe for some resin! livin’ the dream.